GREAT IDEA TOWN — Every once in a great while a movie idea comes along that is so brilliant, so perfect, that it melts faces and shuts down Hollywood while the industry simultaneously praises the individual who came up with it and become flagellants for not creating it themselves.
I can think of twice this has happened in Hollywood’s history. One was “Citizen Kane” and the other was “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey.” Obviously.
Redittor “SatansLittleWizard,” has now presented us with the third such film.
Yes, the name SatansLittleWizard sucks, but it could be worse.
Anyway, this young, beautiful mind came up with the idea for “Batmens” and your life will never be the same. Instead of trying to explain the plot I’ll just share the Little Wizard’s own words from the post “My pitch for the greatest movie of all time” in the subreddit r/movies:
“You round up everyone who has ever been Batman. They’ve all been invited to Comic Con and are going in their respective getups /vehicles. There is obviously some tension amongst the Batmens, Christian Bale and Michael Keaton are getting too much attention. No one realised Will Arnett was Batman in the Lego Movie and he’s desperately trying to convince the punters. Adam West is senile and doesn’t ever remember being batman. Ben Affleck is given shit for being the newbie. Val Kilmer is happy just to be there.
“Then Comic-Con is over run with Terrorists and its up to the Batmens to put aside their differences, team up and save the day.
“Tell me you wouldn’t watch that.”
Yes, Satan’s Little Wizard, I would watch it. In fact I’d love to watch it. I think my feelings on the idea could best be summed up with the eternal words of our beloved Tracy Jordan:
“I love this idea so much I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.”